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It was recently not brought to my attention that the world needs to know what random thoughts are running though my brain. I've taken the liberty of doing that anyway. If nothing else, I intend to show the world what a tremendous windbag I really am.
About Me
- Jon
- I have a bad back. I am old.
Ninjas I fraternize with:
Hopefuls:
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2009
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November
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- Yikesopotamus!*
- Heat check!
- Look at what I found underneath the bottom of the ...
- Answering the call
- The Giving of Thanks
- Amanda was right... (she's my sister by the way)
- Seriously, why DIDN'T you think of that?
- I pop way more than I lock
- The one about lists, but it's not actually a list...
- I've been out of the game for too long
- I didn't want to sleep tonight anyway...
- The one where I lose all of my shame plus some sha...
- The show went on...
- You get what you ask for...
- Can of worms
- The one where I answer a very specific Ninja relat...
- The process
- The NBA, it's Faaaaaaantastic!
- Remember when...
- Math made possible by my college education
- Quick reminder
- Sorry guys
- The one where I break a lot of unspoken rules I ma...
- The one where I offend mean spirited smokers and d...
- The one about nachos
- Another Cold Hard Truth brought to you by the Shuc...
- Vices (oddly enough, that's not even what this pos...
- Another bad idea brought to you by the Shuck 'N Jive
- The Stanky Leg
- The Unavoidable Truth
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6 comments:
i'm going to need to see this peach-colored buttondown. but i have no doubt that you can rock it.
So as a ninja, you just drool onto your elbow? I think I know where you got Leaky Elbow Syndrome from before. I think you suffer from Sporadic Ninja Narcolepsy. Trust me, I'm a doctor (even if I don't have the fancy side by side visual comparisons to prove it).
So do you break out the eyebrows specifically for your metrosexual zombie occasions?
wow, even your zombies have three different identities?
Wait, where's the mullet?
Cadiz: Uh... ok.
Syar: Who knows where the drool goes! Ninja's have secrets we can't even begin to understand.
I'm going to need a fancy side by side in order to really grasp what you're saying.
Cofo: Metrosexual zombies get their eyebrows done while they're getting their manicures. I don't fully understand it.
Madelyn: I'm a very complex individual.
Omar: Oh, it's there... but it's in hiding... waiting to attack when you least expect it.
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