Monday, August 31, 2009

Hey Jon, what have you been doing?

Funny you should ask. I just finished up a fairly elaborate pie chart that breaks down how I've been spending my time lately. The first thing you'll notice is that I don't track how much time I spend in the bathroom. Now you know where I draw the line. The second thing you'll notice is that I can't draw very good circles. I drew this while watching The Fast and Furious. Maybe now that you know my brain was completely numb at the time, it's not so bad, is it?

As you can see, I lead a pretty fulfilled life. Yet another reminder of why you want to be me. Some of the things I do are related, like pretending to be busy and sleeping. They just go hand in hand. I would have preferred to spend a small portion of my time purchasing winning lottery tickets, but it was not to be. There were two winning tickets sold in that 333 million dollar megamillions jackpot. One was sold in New York and one in California. I've lived in both of those places in the past. Sounds like someone needs to update their address book, megamillions.

Suddenly I'm overcome with bitterness. I've gotta go.

* Eating sunflower seeds and watching the Dodger are the same thing, so you can use those interchangeably.

-- Posted From My iPhone while eating sunflower seeds.