Sunday, June 27, 2010

Why would they lie?

I know what you're thinking. This has to be a scam, right? But this comes directly from the official Kane County website. I'd like to think that they wouldn't be so stupid as to advertise their ability to procure a wizard for protective services on their public website if they couldn't back it up. I'll be ordering mine today. I'd be a fool not to.

-- Posted From My soon to be magically protected iPhone.

Tuesday, June 15, 2010


If the Lakers do not win an NBA championship this year, I will be completely shaving off my beard. Some people will like this, some will not. If, however, the Lakers are once again crowned world champions, you get to decide what I do. Vote in the new poll up top or write in an answer should you find the above choices lacking.

Here's what you're working with:

Keep in mind that I still can't grow hair in that section that's normally reserved for what most people call sideburns. I think that's why I have such good hearing. It's a theory anyway.

-- Posted From My facial hair iPhone.

Friday, June 11, 2010

Boston bye bye.

I know it won the poll, but unless someone wants to give me two tickets to Boston/ New York as well as two tickets to the Dodgers/Red Sox game next weekend, it's not happening. Although given what has happened in the city of Boston recently, I'm not sure I could visit right now without trying to defile one of its prized landmarks. Maybe it's for the best. Of course, the biggest tragedy in all of this is that more important than seeing the Dodgers play the Red Sox, we were going to visit our friendsEric and Sara in NY and finally get to meet their new baby Jack. Fortunately, Eric has been posting picture like a man that just had his first child, so we get treated every day to new shots of that little ball of cuteness. Very sad we'll have to postpone our first real life encounter. (insert super sad emoticon here)

In related news, I currently have a kidney up for sale. Daddy wants a new iPhone 4 and I've determined that certain organs are available to be sacrificed for this cause. Also up for sale in this cause is a fairly new iPhone 3G. I had it replaced by Apple back in march or April. It has been well cared for and will be missed dearly. Let me know if you know anyone that's interested.

In conclusion, I will be attending the blackhawks parade today. Maybe I'll even post a picture or two. Also, I really hate the Boston Celtics, the New England Patriots and possibly the Red Sox, depending on how the Dodgers do next weekend.

-- Posted From My iPhone 3G for now, but hopefully my iPhone 4 in about two weeks.

Thursday, June 03, 2010

I ain't growing this for nothin'!!

Don't let me down boys!!

-- Posted From My Laker Lovin' iPhone.