I should have seen this coming before I even posted yesterday. I'm obviously slipping. After literally thousands and thousands of emails, here is the answer to the questions you've all been asking:
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It was recently not brought to my attention that the world needs to know what random thoughts are running though my brain. I've taken the liberty of doing that anyway. If nothing else, I intend to show the world what a tremendous windbag I really am.
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i'm going to need to see this peach-colored buttondown. but i have no doubt that you can rock it.
So as a ninja, you just drool onto your elbow? I think I know where you got Leaky Elbow Syndrome from before. I think you suffer from Sporadic Ninja Narcolepsy. Trust me, I'm a doctor (even if I don't have the fancy side by side visual comparisons to prove it).
So do you break out the eyebrows specifically for your metrosexual zombie occasions?
wow, even your zombies have three different identities?
Wait, where's the mullet?
Cadiz: Uh... ok.
Syar: Who knows where the drool goes! Ninja's have secrets we can't even begin to understand.
I'm going to need a fancy side by side in order to really grasp what you're saying.
Cofo: Metrosexual zombies get their eyebrows done while they're getting their manicures. I don't fully understand it.
Madelyn: I'm a very complex individual.
Omar: Oh, it's there... but it's in hiding... waiting to attack when you least expect it.
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