Step 1: Find something that you care about in an almost inappropriate way.
Step 2: Post your most secret desires concerning almost inappropriately cared for something.
Step 3: Watch your team finally win a game on Sunday after you finally convinced yourself that you want them to lose. Then watch Miami lose for the 9th time in a row, proving that they want to win less than anyone in the NFL.
3 comments:
I was really rooting against them for you. Sorry, man. Now instead of next year's Peyton Manning, they're going to draft next year's Ryan Leaf.
but what about those poor children?
Maybe Miami will let Ricky Williams play. That will make them winners for sure!
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