Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Instant Karma

Karma has spoken and I have listened. It would seem as though Cadiz and I are being punished for something of which we have no real knowledge. In order to appease the blogger gods however, links will be given. I have no reason for not linking anyone up to this point other than to show the judges I am worthy of Procrastinator of the Decade.

As it has been noted several times in the past right here on this blog, I’m not inclined to do things the easy way. Links will be no different. You’d like to think that links would be straight forward, but you’d be foolish to think that I couldn’t find a way to mix things up a little. View the links (hopefully to the right) and see what I mean.

The links may be subject to change depending on the severity of the lawsuits filed against me.

25 comments:

Cate said...

Dude - love the links. LOVE 'EM. I'm the Jedi Ninja! Yay!

Jon said...

Here at the Shuck N Jive, we aim to please! We try to capture the true essence of every link and verbally translate that. We also make a lot of stuff up, but that's neither here not there.

jazz said...

i'm the purple ninja. pretty cool. though, if you ever play around with them, feel free to make me the manolo blahnik wearing ninja.

jazz said...

also, i will link you now. i try to link those that have linked me, return the favor...which i suppose is why ou weren't linked before. karma indeed!

Jon said...

I figured my lack of linking had something to do with my lack of being a linkee, and I was ok with that. I also expect nothing in return, but those ads had to go, it was horrific. My heart goes out to Cadiz for the suffering she still endures, but she can fix it if she wants.

omar said...

Nice work on the links. It reminds me that I need to edit my own list (much less creatively, though).

I'll miss hearing from David Mc though. Even though he's an ass.

cadiz12 said...

verrry nice, jon. those totally blow away the choices in a crayola 64. i vow to uphold the honor and tradition that comes with being the green ninja. is it safe to assume you're the orange one?

i'm knocking on wood as i type this, but i haven't gotten any spam today! maybe you've atoned for the sins of both of us...? i have been meaning to add links for many moons, but after the blankscreen penalty i served a while back (without a trial, may i add) i'm hesitant to screw around with my template.

Jon said...

Cadiz: your assumption is safe. And I have the utmost confidence in your green ninja abilities (star throwing not withstanding).

Would that I could correct the problem for both of us, Sadly, I looked at your “old friend” post and saw a horrific amount of spam in there from today. Weird that it’s not on your most recent post though. I must agree with you though, the blog justice system has a long way to go.

girlspit said...

Sweet! I always wanted to be a ninja! And I'm the yellow one. It's like being big bird without all the feathers.

By the way, this is the funniest ninja site in the world.

Jon said...

If by funniest, you mean totally sweet! Then yes, yes it is. I remember when I first found out about real ultimate power. That was back in the day when everyone really thought it was a 13 year old kid running the thing. Good times…

cadiz12 said...

everyone knows real ninjas are all about big pimpin. and i'm no slouch at spendin' cheese, so i'm halfway there. all i have to do now is master the art of the star and get me some superfly swords.

mayhem incognito, here i come!

Former Intern Andy said...

Sweet. Don't mess with the ninja crew. I linked you as well.

cadiz12 said...

i had spoken too soon.

dude, 'old friend' just had 93 comments on it and it's taken me 1/2 an hour just to get it down to 63. i'm going to have to take the risk of going blank again; it's driving me buggy.

Jack Safety said...

What? I most certainly do NOT cheat at counter-strike.

Glamour Girl said...

interesting blog. :)

Jon said...

Jack: Yeah, you totally do.

Glamour girl: If by interesting, you mean totally lame, then yes, that is what this blog is. I have always prided myself on offering what I believe is the highest quality “interestingness” in the market today.

Jack Safety said...

no jokes there. he f*cking owns that whole interestingness business.

cadiz12 said...

what happened to the other ninjas?

Jon said...

What other ninjas?

cadiz12 said...

those ninjas; they're so damn elusive. the list of them in your sidebar doesn't show up when you've clicked on the time (to see all the comments in a list), so i had thought they disappeared.

lesson one in my ninja training: be more observant.

cadiz12 said...

i've given up. 'old friend' now has 116 comments (twice as much spam as when i added the links.)

i think i'm cursed.

Jon said...

Observation is key. But you are learning. As long as there is progress, there is hope.

Sucks about the spam though. It’s weird that it’s now only affecting you, and it’s only affecting that one post. Have you thought about adding the pop up comments option? That’s the only other thing I’ve done that you haven’t. Just a thought.

And you are not cursed; I am cursed. You have maybe like a minor hex or something.

Glo said...

Have yet to decide if I should feel very Mob or very Mod with the Ninja outfit. I definitely won't offend the "What Not to Wear Crowd"...

I sooo have to dump the day job to spend more time hanging out at the fabulous blogs around the 'net especially yours! You're a riot.

Jon said...

Mod all the way, especially with those stylish shades you’ve been wearing.

Yeah, day job has to go. Mine is killing me because it’s making me less creative by putting me in such a bad mood I can’t think of anything to post. Well, at least not anything that I want to post. I’d prefer this didn’t turn into a bitch fest about my job kind of blog, but if I’m not careful, that’s exactly what will happen.

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