Saturday, December 05, 2009

Two things...

There are two issues I'd like to address today.

Issue #1:

As you can see, this is a highly detailed diagram of the temperature status inside our living room, bedroom and outside.  I'm not sure what the temperatures are like at either of our neighbors condos, so I've cleverly added question marks in place of numerical temperatures.  I don't really care if you want to use the Centigrade scale, or the Fahrenheit scale, I believe the principle remains the same.  Sure, under the Centigrade scale I look crazy for turning on the heater, but that's not what I'm trying to illustrate here.  What I'm trying to show you is that the heat distribution is terrible.  Which brings us the next isssue.

Issue #2:

I believe I've documented the NGZs on my face before.  I can't grow sideburns.  It is my cross to bear.  But what I've previously been to ashamed to admit is that if I were to attempt to grow a goatee, I would reveal another NGZ on my face.  I currently get by with combing some of my beard into the area to make it less obvious, but the truth is, HDTV would ruin me.  My NGZs would be major fodder for all the tabloids.

I guess my point is, even though my shameful NGZ existed long before I moved here, I'm going to attribute it to our uneven heating circulation.

That is all.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

All you need is a fan to blow the hot air from the bedroom to the living room...

Anonymous said...

I'm guessing that entire wall of windows has more to do with your being cold than neighbors or heating unit placement.

cadiz12 said...

maybe if you let the hair at the corners of your mouth grow longer it would be a fu manchu or whatever they call those and no one would be the wiser about that particular NGZ?

Madelyn said...

Solution: When you wake up, move your bed into the living room, and move your couch into the bedroom. By the time your done with all that you'll be warmed p from moving heavy objects, so you can cool off in the living room/ now bedroom. Then when you get cold again, go hang out in the bedroom/ now living room.

At night time, switch the couch and the bed back.

You're Welcome.

Lia said...

Aren't you glad you're not on reality TV? Then everyone would know about your NGZs.
Wait, they do. I guess you are on TV. Smile!