Wednesday, November 17, 2010

I was going to post sooner but...

I couldn't stop eating.  This isn't usually a problem for me, but my hands and mouth were running some sort of a worst-case-scenario drill with my stomach.  We're all still waiting for the lab to process the data.  I'll let you know how my stomach did.
There's been some grumbling lately from fellow NaBloPoMo-ers about not having ideas for posts.  I just want to say to everyone out there participating in NaBloPoMo, lower your standards.  The Shuck N' Jive hasn't had a decent idea for a post since mid 2005.  Just keep swimming.

7 comments:

Madelyn said...

It's about time you got some meat on those bones. Don't you have the same problem with orange slices?

cadiz12 said...

not here, madelyn. your bro won't go near any fruit here because it's substandard, apparently.

i saw that bag of jerky on the coffee table and knew that nothing good could come of that.

Syar said...

I think someone has portion control issues, because remember that post on sunflower seeds? I can't think of what it was specifically about, but I keep thinking of piles and piles of seeds, Scrooge McDuck's vault style.

Syar said...

Also, I'm the only one who's grumbled, aren't I?

Jon said...

Madelyn: completely different problem. I'm the one buying the jerky. See the difference?

Cadiz: I believe Madelyn is referring to the sugar covered heaven that is an orange gummy slice. And a lot of good came from that bag of jerky! There's so much more of me to love now.

Syar #1: oh, I control the hell out of my portions. I may not be sane. That's the problem.

Syar #2: no. I've heard and read things on cofo's blog and on Cadiz12's blog. You're not alone. Any time you guys want to write that you have nothing to write, just pretend you're a unicorn with magical blogoreah. It'll work, trust me.

Anonymous said...

You know, if you look at this picture just right, it looks like the sides of your abdomen are just your crazy bow legs, and you actually have a really tiny waist. I think you should run with that.

And yeah, I totally grumble. But I also like to think I have pretty low standards. But if there's any challenge I'm up for, it's lowering them more!

Jon said...

Cofo: If I go with bow legs, I have to explain the droppings between my legs. It can only be poop. I'm not sure anyone is ready for that kind of a post yet.