Thursday, November 04, 2010

His name is Sandra. Sandra the Destructionator!

I thought all of this information was common knowledge, but based on the number of questions I received today, (actual count is currently at zero) I thought I'd offer up some hard facts about the anatomy of a Vampire Dragon Wolf.

You're welcome.

7 comments:

Syar said...

Welp, looks like I got my album artwork. How do you want to be credited in my liner notes?

cadiz12 said...

so, about an hour ago when you told me you couldn't draw? LIAR.

Cofo said...

I always wondered exactly what a dragon torso looked like. Now I know.

Madelyn said...

How did you accomplish such a detailed drawing? Do you own a dragon wolf, because that seems like the only possible explanation.

Anonymous said...

Is that you saying hi to mom before you're eaten by the vampire dragon wolf? Because that's sad. Also, do they breathe fire or howl? You can't do both, it's physiologically impossible.

Anonymous said...

So why not dragon claws and wolf tail?

Jon said...

Syar: Credit me as the almighty creator, but not that God dude. Thanks!

Cadiz: I only lied about telling the truth. What's the big deal?

Cofo: Most artist's renderings can leave the viewer confused and misinformed.

Madelyn: Seeing as how Vampire Dragon Wolves are illegal in this country, I certainly didn't sneak one in from Canada if that's what you're suggesting! I wouldn't even know where to charter a boat to bring Sandra across the great lakes. Nor would I know where to obtain an over-sized trailer along with the necessary fake documentation showing that I'm on official military business and my cargo is not to be searched. Plus, buying Vampire Dragon Wolf food at the pet store is a dead give away to the authorities, so utilizing an underground black market of VDW supplies is an idea that I would never even think about. I hope that clears up any concerns you may have.

Anonymous 1: Everyone knows that VDW's don't eat their prey, the just beat it to death and suck all the blood out. That's what's about to happen to me, I'm not going to get eaten, so don't worry about that. I'm also not very well versed in the biological requirements of howling and fire breathing. I can't say for certain that the two are mutually exclusive.

Anonymous 2: Genetics to funny things. Two parents with brown hair giving birth to three kids with blond hair (possibly four, but the fourth kid does not believe his hair is blond even though everyone keeps telling him it is). Go figure...