Person # 1:
Person # 2:
Have you figured out the difference yet? No? I'm sure you've given up now, so here's the answer. The difference is in their mentality. It's actually the same person. The main difference is that the second guy has the balls to think he's an expert traveler just because that security line is shorter. But just so you know, wannabe expert traveler guy, shoes and belt buckles aren't allowed through the metal detectors. And you need to take your laptop out of the bag. And you need to have your ticket in hand. And your cell phone and keys need to go through the x-ray machine too. And cigarette lighters are still not allowed. And you should really be restricted to traveling by mule (no offense mules).
-- Posted From Expert Traveler iPhone app.