I turned Larry Bird today.

Obviously I celebrated with Key Lime Pie and Gatorade. Thank you to everyone that made today special!



-- Post From My iPhone 4. And yes, I'm old.

Really guys?

I'll be the first to admit that snagging yourself a good woman is no easy task. But this? Is this really your best idea?


And in a cornfield no less!!

-- Post From My iPhone 4. And yes, it finds better shoe deals online.

No offense...

But I have the best fiancée/future wife in the world. I realize this will make all but one of half the world's population angry, but the truth is the truth. Last night she got me tickets to see Brian Regan. Those that know me know that I love comedy. They also know that I'm a terrible audience member. I almost never laugh out loud. This is not true with Regan. He makes me cry. He had my face hurting and tears streaming within the first 2 minutes. He's that good. Mr. Frosty-locks. That's all I'm saying.

So to my beloved, thankyou thankyou thankyou thankyou thankyou thankyou thankyou for another wonderful birthday present!! You are the best, don't let anyone tell you different! But try not to let it go to your head. I get to be with you for the rest of my life:)




-- Post From My iPhone 4. And yes, it is still laughing at Brian Regan.

My own version of 50 eggs*

Can I eat five and a half pounds of Red Vines in a single sitting? I don't know, but we're gonna find out!



*someone has to get this reference.
-- Post From My iPhone 4, where twizzlers are classified as plastic, not licorice.

Super harvest moon!! Super harvest moon!!

I still don't know exactly what that means, but the moon was supposed to be bigger and brighter last night due to some sort of significant celestial event. Would you believe I took this photo with my iPhone?




No? That's cool, because I didn't. I used my Canon S3 IS for that.

This is my iPhone shot:


Not quite as impressive, is it?

-- Post From My iPhone 4. And yes, it's full of moon shots.

Maybe...

If they had used a few more nails, it might have stayed attached.



-- Post From My iPhone 4. Still attached to my hip, but not with a belt clip. I'm not a belt clip kind of guy.

One might argue...

That it looks better from the front:



Than from the back:


I'm not sure what's more frightening, the mass of cables themselves, or the fact that I know exactly what they all do and I need every single one of them.

-- Posted From My iPhone 4, for which I also have a cable to plug it into my TV and believe it or not, I still have an open input for it as well.

Do I really just do that?

Yes, yes I did. I jailbroke my iPhone for approximately 5 minutes. Why 5 minutes? Many reasons, but the most important two are: 1) because I wanted the actual numbers associated with my cellular signal instead of interpretive bars and 2) because after a recent upgrade in our Internet connection, 5 minutes is how long it took to download the 589MB update that is iOS 4.1.



Jealousy is encouraged. Unless of course you're still on 4.0.1. Then you can just go to jailbreakme.com yourself, jailbreak, install sbsettings through cydia, turn on numerical GSM values and then upgrade to 4.1 just like I did. Then we can sit together smugly and act like everyone else is beneath us.

-- Post From My iPhone 4. And yes, it was jailbroken for 5 minutes.

Coast to Midwest!

Ok kids, here's the deal, in the very near future, I will be driving my car from it's current location in California to my new home here in Illinois. I will be joined by the lovely Cadiz. For this trip, I plan on using nothing more than my iPhone for directions, pricelining hotels and anything else we might require on our journey. We have limited time, but other than a stop in Reno, what other things should we check out on the way?



-- Post From My iPhone 4. And yes, it is gorgeous.

Just slap me in the face next time. It will hurt less.

So I have a new job, right? The good news is that I'm making more money. The bad news is that is a direct result of working on Saturdays now. My new boss is mostly pretty cool though, so when he said he'd be providing donuts yesterday to help soften the blow, I thought to myself, working Saturdays is no fun, but I do love me some donuts!!

We were told the donuts had arrived so I went over to claim my fair share. This is what I found:



I don't know if I've made this clear, but I consider Dunkin' Donuts to be the Rush Limbaugh of the donut world. I don't know how they continue to be successful with such a terrible product.

Obviously I ate one because duh, free donut. But I had everyone in the area sign an affidavit certifying that I did so under very vehement protest. I was told my contempt was palpable with each, angry chew.

-- Post From My iPhone 4. And yes, it is gorgeous.