tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-113438092024-03-12T17:35:24.833-05:00Shuck N JiveIt was recently not brought to my attention that the world needs to know what random thoughts are running though my brain. I've taken the liberty of doing that anyway. If nothing else, I intend to show the world what a tremendous windbag I really am.Jonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02421754239978764299noreply@blogger.comBlogger521125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11343809.post-38137309386497170312021-02-12T20:39:00.001-06:002021-02-12T20:39:10.370-06:00It’s been a while<p> A lot has changed in the past few years. </p><p>I think about this blog a lot. It’s been a lot of different things to me over the years. I miss the blogs from back in the mid 2000’s. I don’t even know what blogs are any more. I kind of know what vlogs are and that doesn’t help the situation. Wouldn’t this whole thing be a lot weirder if it had been vlogs? </p><p>Anyway, I promised myself when I started this blog that I would never go more than 6 years without a post. It was one of the tent poles of my 86 step process to becoming a great blogger. </p><p>It occurs to me that I’m not even sure I know how to publish this any more. Seems the tools have changed. I don’t even know if I’ll be able to properly tag this like I used to. Probably didn’t need to type that and publish it, but hey, I am who I think I am. </p><p>So I have children now. They can talk too. My youngest has taken to comedy. His favorite thing to do right now is tell us jokes. They are amazing jokes. Very heady stuff. As far as I can tell, these jokes play on many, many, many levels. I say this because he tells the same joke over and over for days and days. I believe he’s doing this to let those of us with inferior brains actually try and get 1/10th of the nuance he’s putting out there. I dare you to try and dissect this one. It’s been on repeat for the last couple of weeks.</p><p>“Why did the chicken go to school?”</p><p>“I don’t know, why?”</p><p>“Because he turned into chicken pox!!”</p><p>I don’t want to get political here, but I’m pretty sure there’s some stuff in there about the way we’ve handled COVID in the US. It’s still a little over my head, but I think he has a future. I’ll not stand in his way. </p><p>I don’t know if it’ll be 6 more years until my next post, but I know it won’t be MORE than 6 years. </p><p>Here’s to whatever this thing is!</p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p>Jonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02421754239978764299noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11343809.post-6861011290237088592016-11-06T22:24:00.002-06:002016-11-06T22:24:42.593-06:00BelievabilityGiraffes.<br />
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What is their purpose?<br />
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I don't know. I'm sure they serve some purpose in the ecosystem, I just don't know what it is and I refuse to google it.<br />
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What I do know about giraffes is they eat things that are high. Higher than most of us could ever dream on account of their really long necks. But what do you do when you're a baby giraffe?<br />
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According to the eye witness account of one Harvey the robot, a baby giraffe eats it's lunch because mommy giraffe pulls the high branches down low enough for baby to eat.<br />
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Do we trust the testimony of a robot? I think that sets a dangerous precedent. I'm not sure I'm ready to live in a world where robots tell us what they saw and we just accept it as fact, are you?Jonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02421754239978764299noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11343809.post-12794422793545683572016-11-04T22:18:00.000-05:002016-11-04T22:18:29.914-05:00Evidence<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Jonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02421754239978764299noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11343809.post-58585362024903139062016-11-03T22:59:00.000-05:002016-11-03T22:59:33.935-05:00Here's those questions I promised youThe first question you have to ask yourself is, "Who IS Harvey the robot."<br />
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I mean who is he really? Does he have a family? Was he manufactured in the United States or China? Or Earth?!?<br />
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What makes him tick? Why does he tick? Can he not tick? The ticking is kind of annoying. It's like someone smacking their gum too much but you can't say anything about it because apparently the ticking is just something he does.<br />
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What exactly is Harvey's relationship with Melvin the cat? Seems to be mutually beneficial, but cats always get the better end of things and you would think a robot would be logical and emotionally detached enough to know better than getting involved with a cat, even one as cuddly looking as Melvin. Maybe it has something to do with Harvey's encounter with the lions at the zoo? Maybe Harvey just likes the idea of a lion, but prefers the robot to cat size ratio Melvin affords him?<br />
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There's a lot to know about ol' Harv. But that should be glaringly obvious by now.Jonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02421754239978764299noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11343809.post-34038541390537668322016-11-02T23:34:00.001-05:002016-11-02T23:34:46.589-05:00Harvey?<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Jonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02421754239978764299noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11343809.post-67692747496573852392016-11-01T22:53:00.000-05:002016-11-01T22:53:28.524-05:00Things to know aboutWhat happened to Harvey the robot?<br />
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It's a great question. There's a lot to discuss before we get to that though. Namely the situation with the lion at the zoo.<br />
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There will be answers, I promise you that. Probably mostly a lot more questions though. But that's just typical Harvey the robot for you.Jonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02421754239978764299noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11343809.post-78533946984224482352014-11-01T22:18:00.001-05:002014-11-01T22:18:52.091-05:00It's a whole new world!This happens to be the most beautiful girl I've ever laid eyes on. <div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><a href="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-JtgO9dhMWvk/VFWimlGH3KI/AAAAAAAB2iU/faxack9Cbco/s640/blogger-image-285048682.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-JtgO9dhMWvk/VFWimlGH3KI/AAAAAAAB2iU/faxack9Cbco/s640/blogger-image-285048682.jpg"></a></div><br></div>Jonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02421754239978764299noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11343809.post-66989514455013540142013-05-25T19:51:00.000-05:002013-05-25T19:51:11.444-05:00PPROMIf you know what that post title means, look away or grab a box of tissues.<br />
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I don't really know where to begin. I can tell you that I've been having the worst week of my life, bar none. Let me just put it out there, we lost our baby this week. My wife was 17 weeks pregnant. PPROM stands for Pre-term Premature Rupture Of the Membrane. Basically, her water broke and she lost all but a few teaspoons of amniotic fluid. At 17 weeks, the baby had fully developed many things, lungs were not one of them. With no amniotic fluid, the baby could not continue to breath in the fluid to continue to develop lungs inside the womb, and with no lungs, the baby would not be able to breath outside of the womb. We were told that the baby had a near zero chance to survive. We were also told that the baby had a strong, normal heartbeat. I don't expect anyone to really know what it feels like to be told your baby is perfect in every way except that it cannot survive inside or outside the womb. And to hear this happens frequently (at least once a week we are told) but science has not figured out a way to address it seems unreal and it makes a father to be pretty angry.<br />
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Needless to say, I've been a bit of a basket case this past week. Any hope we had been hanging onto was officially ripped away from us at 1:50 AM early Wednesday morning. My wife's body had naturally gone into labor, meaning there was absolutely nothing we could do. There was a 1 in a trillion shot that the baby might make it to 24 weeks where the lungs would have grown to the point where they could accept oxygen on their own, but that would have required several miracles. And even after that, it was another 1 in a trillion shot that the baby would grow up to be completely healthy.<br />
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When we first learned about what kind of a situation our baby was in, we were given two choices. 1. We could roll the dice on that 1 in a trillion shot while hoping that no infection occurred, putting my wife's life in danger, the baby's life in danger, and our future ability to have children at serious risk. Or 2. induce while everything was infection free, cut our losses and move on. Every doctor we spoke to told us that #2 was our only real option, but they also said it was our choice. I don't know how well you know me and my wife, but quitting is not in our blood, and every 12 hours, a strong heartbeat in the baby said they weren't quitting either. I would never judge someone else's decision, but I personally do not understand how you could choose anything other than option #1. Of course, every 12 hours, when they roll in the machine that listens for the baby's heartbeat, well, that's about the most gut wrenching feeling I think a person can ever experience.<br />
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To be perfectly honest with you, given our situation, we were lucky, if you can even call it that. We could not make the choice to quit, so nature intervened on our behalf. For two and a half days, I sat by my wife's side hoping for a miracle. It didn't come. But we were told that it could have gone on like this for weeks with the same outcome, only maybe my wife would have gotten an infection or worse, lost her life as well. We do not have to live with any decisions we regret and my wife still has her health.<br />
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What we have learned over the last couple of days has been somewhat encouraging. We have no shortage of friends and family that will do anything for us. For all the terrible things that can happen during a pregnancy, we won the shittiest lottery ever! PPROM happens in less than 2% of all pregnancies. Most couples go on to have successful, full term pregnancies after. There is often no cause for PPROM. While that may not sound great, it kind of is. See, in this type of a situation, guilt and blame are flying all over the place, but this means that it doesn't need to. Turns out, there's not a damn thing we could have done differently to prevent this. There's also a chance that there was something seriously wrong with the baby that had yet to manifest itself and this was nature's way of sparing us from a more painful future. Of course, that still doesn't make us feel any better.<br />
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One thing we are both sure of though, it has been wonderful to see our friends babies/kids. It makes us happy that there are lots of healthy kids out there. We do not need to be protected from them, they are not a reminder of what we lost, they are a reminder of what a true blessing it is to have children.<br />
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I feel like I'm kind of just rambling here. Not sure what my next few posts will look like. We both need time to recover from this, but that doesn't completely mean we need to be left alone. As we are both sadly finding out, we are not alone in losing our baby. We have friends and family who have experienced this as well. I don't want to be quiet about it. If you have questions, please ask them. Talking about it is oddly comforting to me. When they first told us the baby would not likely make it, they also asked us if we did/did not want to see/ hold the baby. At first I wasn't sure. I immediately remembered holding my pet hamster as a kid and watching him die in my arms. That ruined me for a week as a kid, there's no way this wouldn't damn near kill me. But in the end, we did see our baby and I did hold him/her (they weren't able to tell the sex yet, but they are doing a chromosome test, so we will know for sure eventually) for several hours. Saying goodbye for the last time hurt more than when the doctor first told us the baby would likely not make it. We had the baby cremated and when we are ready, we will spread the ashes somewhere special to us.<br />
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I'm still trying to get past the idea that on Sunday, I was having lunch with my 8 month old nephew and my cousin with her 6 month old son, getting advice on what to expect in the next few months, to Wednesday, where I'm being handed brochures for funeral homes and signing release forms for them to pick up the body...<br />
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Life, am I right guys?<br />
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<br />Jonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02421754239978764299noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11343809.post-62448044708405629932013-05-03T10:03:00.000-05:002013-05-03T10:03:58.148-05:00New StrategyWe've been hard at work here in the Shuck N Jive R&D department. We've been carefully studying our readers and we've made a few shocking discoveries. First of all, we still have readers? Who reads these days? That just seems odd. Secondly, our readers hate us. They hate us for not posting. They hate us for posting. They hate us because we advocate wearing shoes and socks all the time and they hate us because it's totally the cool thing to do right now. Thirdly, and most shockingly, we discovered the hate is totally warranted and when we tried hating ourselves, we felt pretty hip and cool. It's not easy to give that up. So that's ok, we hate us too, so you can keep doing it and not feel bad.<br />
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All these discoveries have led to some interesting innovations from our crappy problem solving department. The theory is that things have gotten stale. The characters are all old and no one is interested any more. In order to liven things up a bit, my team has suggested that we bring in some new blood. To that end, my wife and I are currently in production of creating a whole new human being! To the lay people, that's the super smart way of saying we're having a baby! Of course, if you read her blog, you probably knew that already.<br />
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So yeah, that's happening. For the sake of the blog, we will produce, raise and educate a small human and eventually release them into the wild. This is kind of a long term project, so stay tuned.Jonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02421754239978764299noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11343809.post-91060730552164597902012-11-01T23:19:00.002-05:002012-11-01T23:19:58.357-05:00I'm getting the band back together.You think I'm not doing this? I'm doing this! (at least for today.)<br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">I take pictures all the time with the intention of posting them to </span><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">this somewhat neglected blog. I take the pictures with my phone and I </span><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">have an app that will let me create a post and upload it to the Shuck </span><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">N Jive. Somehow though, this just isn't convenient enough for me and </span><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">I still can't muster the motivation to post it. There's probably </span><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">something wrong with me. I'm hoping the next iPhone will have some </span><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">sort of Siri integration that allows me to snap a picture and then </span><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">just say, "Siri, post this to my blog and say something using my </span><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">signature wit." Time will tell. In the mean time, I have some other </span><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">important things I should be doing right now, so obviously I'm going </span><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">to neglect those and post.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">"This way, it doesn't matter if you wash your hands after you use the </span><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">bathroom, your hands will be filthy no matter what."</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Nobody laughed at that one, but that's because I was alone in the </span><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">bathroom at the time. I thought about writing it down on a piece of </span><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">paper, but then I remembered that most people I work with are </span><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">illiterate. I'm currently working on building a motion sensing robot </span><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">that has a recording of me saying that and will play it whenever </span><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">someone makes eye contact with the dispenser. And yes, I realize that </span><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">still doesn't make sense on account of the illiteracy problem I </span><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">mentioned, but I like to make things, get off my back.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">I didn't say anything when I found out I had to use these the other </span><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">day in order to UPGRADE the OLDER software! That's right, I used *5* </span><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">3.5" floppies in order to upgrade the system. We're on the cutting </span><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">edge.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Yeah, I think I nailed that one. I was in a grocery store and I </span><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">wasn't really talking to anyone, but I'm pretty sure everyone in the </span><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">general vicinity was thinking the same thing. That same thing being </span><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">that I totally nailed it.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">You can draw your own erroneous conclusions about how this is actually </span><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">an ad for a Personal Injury attorney, but look at the ad closely, the </span><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">two guys on the right? That's not Brown & Brown like you might think, </span><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">that's one of the Brown brothers and a satisfied customer. The guy on </span><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">the far right has successfully had his eye put out. Probably by the </span><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Brown with the warmest hands.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Ok, I think that's all I have for now. That totally makes up for not </span><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">posting in maybe the last 6 months, right?</span>Jonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02421754239978764299noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11343809.post-76843434120308857652012-08-12T20:24:00.001-05:002012-08-12T20:24:32.144-05:00HiIt's been awhile. <br /><br /><br />- Posted using BlogPress from my iPad 2, the best sequel ever.<br />Jonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02421754239978764299noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11343809.post-16690296707804151782012-03-18T09:23:00.001-05:002012-03-18T09:23:26.069-05:00I can quit whenever I wantSee? I don't have to blog. I can quit whenever I want. It's the same with eating sunflower seeds. I can quit whenever I want. Did I recently purchase and finish a giant bucket of seeds like this:<br /><br /><br /><center><a href='https://picasaweb.google.com/111982751612923809906/ShuckNJive?authkey=Gv1sRgCMmQ98fYmtn7PA#5721242617541526258'><img src='https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-U1zKb5vDR-o/T2Xv2SRjgvI/AAAAAAAADZ4/QEhr3nH6gt8/s288/12.jpg' border='0' width='210' height='281' style='margin:5px'></a></center><br />Yes, yes I did. And in case it's not clear how large this bucket is, check this out:<br /><br /><br /><center><a href='https://picasaweb.google.com/111982751612923809906/ShuckNJive?authkey=Gv1sRgCMmQ98fYmtn7PA#5721242637534691202'><img src='https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/--rMNe4rMtao/T2Xv3cwS_4I/AAAAAAAADaA/MkwfIQVz_J8/s288/13.jpg' border='0' width='210' height='281' style='margin:5px'></a></center><br />That's right, this bucket is large enough to trap and drown a small child. This was obviously a problem because that's a pretty specific warning. So yeah, I ate a bucket of seeds large enough to drown a small child in.<br /><br />- Posted using BlogPress from my iPad 2, the best sequel ever.<br />Jonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02421754239978764299noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11343809.post-69748906463570674432011-11-30T22:23:00.001-06:002011-11-30T22:23:31.637-06:00Cue the Celebration!I really thought I was going to try on the last day, but I can't think of anything and I need to pee.<br /><br /><br /><center><a href='https://picasaweb.google.com/111982751612923809906/ShuckNJive?authkey=Gv1sRgCMmQ98fYmtn7PA#5681010841938070130'><img src='http://lh6.ggpht.com/-wMmF4stHdaY/TtcBQu7cinI/AAAAAAAADUw/wyCI87UCSvM/s288/12.jpg' border='0' width='281' height='210' style='margin:5px'></a></center><br />Congrats to all, specifically Cadiz, Madelyn and Syar for accompanying me on yet another miserable Nablopomo journey!<br /><br /><br />- Posted using BlogPress from my iPad 2, the best sequel ever.<br />Jonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02421754239978764299noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11343809.post-89740299883318424542011-11-29T21:45:00.001-06:002011-11-29T21:45:51.966-06:00StuffingI came home to this:<br /><br /><br /><center><a href='https://picasaweb.google.com/111982751612923809906/ShuckNJive?authkey=Gv1sRgCMmQ98fYmtn7PA#5680630034204177554'><img src='http://lh4.ggpht.com/-tgXLB0tPkqU/TtWm6zkntJI/AAAAAAAADUo/vDV1kfKxKRc/s288/10.jpg' border='0' width='281' height='210' style='margin:5px'></a></center><br />Looks like the cake monster has a new vice. I guess it's my fault though, I did say all I needed to make more stuffing was two loafs of bread nicely torn to pieces...<br /><br /><br />- Posted using BlogPress from my iPad 2, the best sequel ever.<br />Jonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02421754239978764299noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11343809.post-24692890078263979082011-11-28T23:33:00.001-06:002011-11-28T23:33:21.587-06:00Seems like only a month ago...And yet, does this really surprise anyone?<br /><br /><br /><center><a href='https://picasaweb.google.com/111982751612923809906/ShuckNJive?authkey=Gv1sRgCMmQ98fYmtn7PA#5680286667035619634'><img src='http://lh4.ggpht.com/-_Y9Xa3NkoyA/TtRuoNMLsTI/AAAAAAAADUg/YZE9frba9SE/s288/9.jpg' border='0' width='281' height='210' style='margin:5px'></a></center><br />- Posted using BlogPress from my iPad 2, the best sequel ever.<br />Jonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02421754239978764299noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11343809.post-44370072238327759552011-11-27T23:23:00.001-06:002011-11-27T23:23:43.834-06:00Mmmmmmm whatcha sayMaybe I didn't invent this, but I made one tonight:<br /><br /><br /><center><a href='https://picasaweb.google.com/111982751612923809906/ShuckNJive?authkey=Gv1sRgCMmQ98fYmtn7PA#5679913096137791058'><img src='http://lh3.ggpht.com/-qkDIQr9zCkI/TtMa3hJh1lI/AAAAAAAADUY/0O9o_lcE3Dw/s288/9.jpg' border='0' width='281' height='210' style='margin:5px'></a></center><br />It's a hot dog with mashed potatoes, mustard, relish, mayo, ketchup, cheese and sour cream.<br /><br />Also, I have trouble with puffy letter "R's." <-- I have no idea if the punctuation in there is correct.<br /><br /><br />- Posted using BlogPress from my iPad 2, the best sequel ever.<br />Jonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02421754239978764299noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11343809.post-20645199393696663942011-11-26T12:25:00.001-06:002011-11-26T12:25:49.908-06:00LearningI shaved my head for a number of reasons. One of those was to find out exactly what was happening with my hairline. I have my answer:<br /><br /><br /><center><a href='https://picasaweb.google.com/111982751612923809906/ShuckNJive?authkey=Gv1sRgCMmQ98fYmtn7PA#5679372473284666274'><img src='http://lh5.ggpht.com/-BmWri--eeec/TtEvLIFDo6I/AAAAAAAADUQ/lKdKXJYmF0Q/s288/9.jpg' border='0' width='281' height='210' style='margin:5px'></a></center><br />- Posted using BlogPress from my iPad 2, the best sequel ever.<br />Jonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02421754239978764299noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11343809.post-58185166212459377552011-11-25T23:56:00.001-06:002011-11-25T23:56:17.364-06:00Just in case it wasn't clearHad dinner with some friends tonight. This is what we learned:<br /><br /><br /><br /><center><a href='https://picasaweb.google.com/111982751612923809906/ShuckNJive?authkey=Gv1sRgCMmQ98fYmtn7PA#5679179318081854450'><img src='http://lh4.ggpht.com/-ze8t92Vt4NU/TtB_gA4Dm_I/AAAAAAAADUI/4F0ohfS7o0I/s288/8.jpg' border='0' width='281' height='210' style='margin:5px'></a></center><br />- Posted using BlogPress from my iPad 2, the best sequel ever.<br />Jonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02421754239978764299noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11343809.post-41550195319291593522011-11-24T22:26:00.001-06:002011-11-24T22:26:15.492-06:00Turkeys playing footballI'm guessing you can see the problem right now. What play would you call?<br /><br /><br /><center><a href='https://picasaweb.google.com/111982751612923809906/ShuckNJive?authkey=Gv1sRgCMmQ98fYmtn7PA#5678785031916330514'><img src='http://lh3.ggpht.com/-CUFu6hZmM4c/Ts8Y5ictnhI/AAAAAAAADUA/bb0KklVY4v8/s288/8.jpg' border='0' width='281' height='210' style='margin:5px'></a></center><br />I really didn't think this one through.<br /><br />Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!!!<br /><br />- Posted using BlogPress from my iPad 2, the best sequel ever.<br />Jonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02421754239978764299noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11343809.post-88696170996942693652011-11-23T23:11:00.001-06:002011-11-23T23:11:49.774-06:00No time tonight!!I'm too busy experimenting with mini apple pies!!<br /><br /><br /><center><a href='https://picasaweb.google.com/111982751612923809906/ShuckNJive?authkey=Gv1sRgCMmQ98fYmtn7PA#5678425688960961250'><img src='http://lh6.ggpht.com/-AlF5Xdv9wDU/Ts3SFBn4iuI/AAAAAAAADT4/zi7RUqg7Gp4/s288/8.jpg' border='0' width='281' height='210' style='margin:5px'></a></center><br />- Posted using BlogPress from my iPad 2, the best sequel ever.<br />Jonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02421754239978764299noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11343809.post-27830902075560221372011-11-22T21:30:00.001-06:002011-11-22T21:30:30.155-06:00ok thenSince my recent trim, I've been called the following:<br /><br /><br /><center><a href='https://picasaweb.google.com/111982751612923809906/ShuckNJive?authkey=Gv1sRgCMmQ98fYmtn7PA#5678028494148880898'><img src='http://lh3.ggpht.com/-IQAtJMhjRK4/Tsxo1PpKSgI/AAAAAAAADTw/ET_kGSlYHb8/s288/7.jpg' border='0' width='210' height='281' style='margin:5px'></a></center><br />I don't even know what that last one means, but thanks for the support everyone.<br /><br /><br />- Posted using BlogPress from my iPad 2, the best sequel ever.<br />Jonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02421754239978764299noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11343809.post-46509975312474458042011-11-21T22:19:00.001-06:002011-11-21T22:19:44.029-06:00Peru is a dangerous placeThis picture makes a lot more sense if you were in my writing class last night. It's also quite a bit more heartbreaking because you know how the story ends. And I don't even have any pomegranates! <br /><br /><br /><center><a href='https://picasaweb.google.com/111982751612923809906/ShuckNJive?authkey=Gv1sRgCMmQ98fYmtn7PA#5677670098993693906'><img src='http://lh3.ggpht.com/-bJ-UUh-OnHA/Tssi35pgRNI/AAAAAAAADTo/0Ow4-tlgiIg/s288/6.jpg' border='0' width='281' height='210' style='margin:5px'></a></center><br />- Posted using BlogPress from my iPad 2, the best sequel ever.<br />Jonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02421754239978764299noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11343809.post-26916436146625598902011-11-20T22:50:00.001-06:002011-11-20T22:50:26.985-06:00Quick question:Is it just me, or does this seem a little twisted?<br /><br /><br /><center><a href='https://picasaweb.google.com/111982751612923809906/ShuckNJive?authkey=Gv1sRgCMmQ98fYmtn7PA#5677306927249131250'><img src='http://lh4.ggpht.com/-Hh625W4gULM/TsnYkheMhvI/AAAAAAAADTg/XEHepNuvw-s/s288/5.jpg' border='0' width='210' height='281' style='margin:5px'></a></center><br />- Posted using BlogPress from my iPad 2, the best sequel ever.<br />Jonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02421754239978764299noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11343809.post-31029078740388667072011-11-19T16:16:00.001-06:002011-11-19T16:16:02.553-06:00Head Shaver SecretsThere are things that nobody tells you before you shave your head. They might tell you if you let them know you were going to shave your head, but that point is moot now.<br /><br /><br /><center><a href='https://picasaweb.google.com/111982751612923809906/ShuckNJive?authkey=Gv1sRgCMmQ98fYmtn7PA#5676834202013079986'><img src='http://lh5.ggpht.com/-C-SrQO8Wuno/TsgqoSvHGbI/AAAAAAAADTY/hQ7PlJ07dFM/s288/5.jpg' border='0' width='281' height='210' style='margin:5px'></a></center><br />- Posted using BlogPress from my iPad 2, the best sequel ever.<br />Jonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02421754239978764299noreply@blogger.com1