Don't they know?

I don't do it for the money.



I do it for the snacks.

-- Post From My iPhone 4. And yes, it is risking arrest by posting this.

Land of the free

I feel like this sends a mixed message. Or maybe it doesn't. I don't know.




-- Post From My iPhone 4. And yes, it Is ambiguously patriotic too.

This just sounds wrong.

-- Post From My iPhone 4. And yes, it is properly lubed.

I have nothing but pity in my heart...

For the child that wants Sheriff Roscoe's Police car as his model to spend hours and hours upon, painstakingly recreating its every last detail.



And to be fair, shouldn't it really be a model of a completely smashed up police car? It occurs to me that the budget for police cars in Hazzard County was inordinately high. I wonder what the carfax on one of those would look like...

-- Post From My iPhone 4. And yes, it has insane jumping abilities too.

Yeah yeah yeah, it's been awhile. I get it. I really do.

This was a pretty intense game. I think it was as much of a nail biter as a game of words with friends can be. You can expect the story of this match to be relayed to our children and subsequent grandchildren.



-- Post From My iPhone 4. And yes, it is gorgeous.

This is, without a doubt...

... the best way to eat veggies:



-- Post From My iPhone 4. And yes, it's better with cheese on it too. I know it doesn't seem like it would be, but it is.

But first...

One last struggle...



-- Post From My iPhone 4. And yes, it is ironic.

Uh...

Really, Syar? Really?



-- Post From My iPhone 4. And yes, rly.

Dear Internet,

Please fix:




I am now accepting submissions for a new hair style. Thank you and remember, I obviously look like a lot of celebrities, let's make sure none of them are women.


Not that there's anything wrong with that.

-- Post From My iPhone 4. And yes, it is well manicured.

Hey... Wait a minute...

Care to explain this Madelyn?

-- Post From My iPhone 4. And yes, it's got awesome and additional awesome.

Pahtayto Pohtahtoe

Seriously though, what's up with the public schools? I feel like a lot of children were left behind.



-- Post From My iPhone 4. And yes, it's curiously stocked too.

*Bonus frustration post

Seriously?


Thanks a lot, O2 sensor!

-- Post From My iPhone 4. And yes, it's eagerly anticipating iOS 4.2.

I turned Larry Bird today.

Obviously I celebrated with Key Lime Pie and Gatorade. Thank you to everyone that made today special!



-- Post From My iPhone 4. And yes, I'm old.

Really guys?

I'll be the first to admit that snagging yourself a good woman is no easy task. But this? Is this really your best idea?


And in a cornfield no less!!

-- Post From My iPhone 4. And yes, it finds better shoe deals online.

No offense...

But I have the best fiancée/future wife in the world. I realize this will make all but one of half the world's population angry, but the truth is the truth. Last night she got me tickets to see Brian Regan. Those that know me know that I love comedy. They also know that I'm a terrible audience member. I almost never laugh out loud. This is not true with Regan. He makes me cry. He had my face hurting and tears streaming within the first 2 minutes. He's that good. Mr. Frosty-locks. That's all I'm saying.

So to my beloved, thankyou thankyou thankyou thankyou thankyou thankyou thankyou for another wonderful birthday present!! You are the best, don't let anyone tell you different! But try not to let it go to your head. I get to be with you for the rest of my life:)




-- Post From My iPhone 4. And yes, it is still laughing at Brian Regan.

My own version of 50 eggs*

Can I eat five and a half pounds of Red Vines in a single sitting? I don't know, but we're gonna find out!



*someone has to get this reference.
-- Post From My iPhone 4, where twizzlers are classified as plastic, not licorice.

Super harvest moon!! Super harvest moon!!

I still don't know exactly what that means, but the moon was supposed to be bigger and brighter last night due to some sort of significant celestial event. Would you believe I took this photo with my iPhone?




No? That's cool, because I didn't. I used my Canon S3 IS for that.

This is my iPhone shot:


Not quite as impressive, is it?

-- Post From My iPhone 4. And yes, it's full of moon shots.

Maybe...

If they had used a few more nails, it might have stayed attached.



-- Post From My iPhone 4. Still attached to my hip, but not with a belt clip. I'm not a belt clip kind of guy.

One might argue...

That it looks better from the front:



Than from the back:


I'm not sure what's more frightening, the mass of cables themselves, or the fact that I know exactly what they all do and I need every single one of them.

-- Posted From My iPhone 4, for which I also have a cable to plug it into my TV and believe it or not, I still have an open input for it as well.

Do I really just do that?

Yes, yes I did. I jailbroke my iPhone for approximately 5 minutes. Why 5 minutes? Many reasons, but the most important two are: 1) because I wanted the actual numbers associated with my cellular signal instead of interpretive bars and 2) because after a recent upgrade in our Internet connection, 5 minutes is how long it took to download the 589MB update that is iOS 4.1.



Jealousy is encouraged. Unless of course you're still on 4.0.1. Then you can just go to jailbreakme.com yourself, jailbreak, install sbsettings through cydia, turn on numerical GSM values and then upgrade to 4.1 just like I did. Then we can sit together smugly and act like everyone else is beneath us.

-- Post From My iPhone 4. And yes, it was jailbroken for 5 minutes.