Sunday, August 22, 2010

Just slap me in the face next time. It will hurt less.

So I have a new job, right? The good news is that I'm making more money. The bad news is that is a direct result of working on Saturdays now. My new boss is mostly pretty cool though, so when he said he'd be providing donuts yesterday to help soften the blow, I thought to myself, working Saturdays is no fun, but I do love me some donuts!!

We were told the donuts had arrived so I went over to claim my fair share. This is what I found:

I don't know if I've made this clear, but I consider Dunkin' Donuts to be the Rush Limbaugh of the donut world. I don't know how they continue to be successful with such a terrible product.

Obviously I ate one because duh, free donut. But I had everyone in the area sign an affidavit certifying that I did so under very vehement protest. I was told my contempt was palpable with each, angry chew.

-- Post From My iPhone 4. And yes, it is gorgeous.


cadiz12 said...

Are you so sure you haven't been bitten by the dunkin' donut bug? because they've already converted you to their perverse spelling of the product...

just kidding.

Anonymous said...

Hey - a free doughnut is a free doughnut.

Anonymous said...

Maybe you and I were having dunkin donuts at the same time yesterday! We have one just down the street from us and Joe wanted a donut. Donut takes less time to type than doughnut.