Terrible Idea: Wear all pink today.
Terrible Decision: Averted. I ended up not wearing any pink today, but that decision really had nothing to do with my own common sense and almost everything to do with not having a single pink item of clothing in my wardrobe.
Terrible Idea: Remind all of the Cubs fans I work with that I'm a Dodgers fan and we totally destroyed them in the playoffs last year.
Terrible Decision: Averted (Temporarily). It's way too close to St. Patrick's Day to be tossing that kind of smack talk around. I'm pretty dumb, but even I know better than to remind Cubbie fans just how cursed their team is. I'll wait until September to do that.
Terrible Idea: Try to post more often.
Terrible Decision: The jury is out.
Terrible Idea: Make shirts that say, "Punch me, in the face, I'm a jerk."
Terrible Decision: See below.
As you can see, I went ahead and followed through with this one. I see these more as a gift you would give to someone else rather than something you would buy for yourself. Most likely, these will be given to illiterate people that you don't like. I'm not really sure there's a market for this, but that obviously didn't stop me. I added the commas for a little extra emphasis on the overall statement I want these shirts to make. I'd like to encourage everyone to click on the shirt, buy several dozen (they're cheaper when you buy in bulk, and lets face it, you're probably going to want to hand these out to a lot of people. Am I right?), tell all of your friends, and let's get to face-punching jerks ASAP.
Not that any of you were wondering, but the Government has yet to purchase a single shirt regarding the bailout. I'm pretty shocked by this. I only mention it because I don't want anyone to get upset that they haven't yet received their official 2009 Bailout T-Shirt.
