Warning: The following contains fierce profanity and loads of adult situations. I do not recommend that any adults listen to this. You will also learn what I really sound like. I cannot apologize enough for this.
um... enjoy?
****UPDATE*****
Transcripts of this recording are available for only $1,099.99. Just send a self addressed, stamped envelope to the Shuck N Jive. Don't worry, the Post Office knows where to find me. I will also be personally autographing all copies, so that's got to be worth at least $.99.
