Wednesday, November 05, 2008

What I did last night...

The following recording took place at approximately 1 AM following the Obama victory rally held at Grant Park in Chicago.  I am joined by Cadiz12 and Jazz as we reflect on what we just took part in.

Warning: The following contains fierce profanity and loads of adult situations.  I do not recommend that any adults listen to this.  You will also learn what I really sound like.  I cannot apologize enough for this.  

um... enjoy?

Transcripts of this recording are available for only $1,099.99.  Just send a self addressed, stamped envelope to the Shuck N Jive.  Don't worry, the Post Office knows where to find me.  I will also be personally autographing all copies, so that's got to be worth at least $.99.


Syar said...

All you guys sound totes attractive and full of vitality. I'd buy whatever all of you were selling. I'd listen to your talk radio show. I wouldn't mind any of you three possibly narrating an hour of my life, maybe two. Morgan Freeman gets the whole kit and caboodle, but you all could fill in during his bathroom breaks.

Syar said...

Obviously, ya'll would have to bring a bleeper for all that p**p you guys were throwing around, as if no kids were listening! (are kids listening?)

omar said...

"Yeah, jumbo-tron's an accurate term."

Love it.

That's the first time I've heard Jazz. I hope that should we meet in person, she keeps down the excrement talk.

cadiz12 said...

i've been told that my voice on that recording doesn't exactly sound like me. i confess there's a slight possibility i altered it a TEENSY bit to try and match it to how i hear my voice in my own head (which i like a lot better).

i know, i have issues.

thanks for hanging out, jon and jazz!

Anonymous said...

Cadiz12: I understand your issues. When I hear my voice on voice mail or microphones, I feel like I don't know who I am. I have a mini identity crisis. So I try to avoid it at all costs.