Just slap me in the face next time. It will hurt less.

So I have a new job, right? The good news is that I'm making more money. The bad news is that is a direct result of working on Saturdays now. My new boss is mostly pretty cool though, so when he said he'd be providing donuts yesterday to help soften the blow, I thought to myself, working Saturdays is no fun, but I do love me some donuts!!

We were told the donuts had arrived so I went over to claim my fair share. This is what I found:



I don't know if I've made this clear, but I consider Dunkin' Donuts to be the Rush Limbaugh of the donut world. I don't know how they continue to be successful with such a terrible product.

Obviously I ate one because duh, free donut. But I had everyone in the area sign an affidavit certifying that I did so under very vehement protest. I was told my contempt was palpable with each, angry chew.

-- Post From My iPhone 4. And yes, it is gorgeous.