Yeah, that's a custom made spoon rest. It was hand made for me by my fiancée. I think you can understand why I put a ring on her finger.
-- Posted From My spring training iPhone.
It was recently not brought to my attention that the world needs to know what random thoughts are running though my brain. I've taken the liberty of doing that anyway. If nothing else, I intend to show the world what a tremendous windbag I really am.