Monday, February 22, 2010

Did I get a haircut? Sure did!

It is my greatest weapon as well as my greatest curse. Not a lot of people know this, but as a very small child I was diagnosed with a terminal hair condition. I have a cowlick.

I've had three separate doctors confirm the diagnosis and they've all come to the same conclusion: I only have 4,357 months left to live. I'll give you a minute to let that sink in.

Now imagine how my parents felt? Yeah. I'll give you a second sink in session.

Maybe now you can all appreciate why I live every day like it's my 13,2524th to last. That's some perspective for you.

-- Posted From My cowlick inflicted iPhone.


Madelyn said...

I not only have that same cow lick, but a similar diagnosis.

Anonymous said...

Don't worry - at some point you will lose your hair back there...