Answering the call

I'm all about self discovery.  Yesterday, I found out that I can't actually eat a whole turkey.  I can't even eat 1/10 of a turkey.  In my attempt to eat entirely too much food yesterday, I didn't eat any Pumpkin Pie.  I woke up this morning still feeling sort of full, so I didn't feel the need to eat until around lunch time.  For my lunch, it seemed appropriate that I only eat Pumpkin Pie.  That's when I discovered that my new calling in life is to make sure that no delicious Pumpkin Pie ever spoils.  Even if it means I have to eat one delicious Pumpkin Pie every day.

This is my new nightmare: