Let me give you the tour...

Do you know what this is?

That's right, it's a picture of my bedroom wall.  I've covered my walls with custom Fatheads showing off my amazing athletic prowess.  Some people want posters of their favorite bands, some people want motivational posters featuring kittens in precarious positions, but those are for middle school kids.  I'm an adult now, so it's time that I moved on to more adult decor.  If you think these are for kids, you're dead wrong.  No kid should be able to afford these things.  Custom Fatheads are a status symbol, trust me.  They say, "I'm successful enough to afford to take high quality pictures of myself wearing the uniforms of professional sports teams and have them converted into life sized nylon stickers that I can place on my walls and windows."

I can't wait until they film my episode of Cribs.  That show is totally still on, right?