Well there's your problem...

I'm going to change up the format for today because my iPhone can't actually take macro photos like this.  (To be fair, not many cameras in general can take macros like this.  My camera has a minimum focal distance of 0.0 feet on super-macro.  Yeah, that's right, it can be touching the lens.)  Three feet away from this just isn't going to do it justice.  Plus I like to use my Eye-Fi card.  That thing is baddass.

And it pretty much goes without saying, if you haven't voted for us yet, you're just testing my patience.

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