Sadly, I'm only one quarter of the way to 124, but that's just something I'll have to learn to deal with.
To those that have helped me get this far, I humbly thank you.
Thank you to my mother and father for painfully obvious reasons.
It was at approximately 3:40 p.m. PST (but I was really born at 4:40 p.m., but that was prior to daylight savings getting pushed back. Thanks mom for pointing that out.) that I reached exactly 31 years of breathing air. Congratulations are not necessary, but greatly appreciated.