Sunday, June 15, 2008

To whom it may concern

*****UPDATE*****
This was my attempt to reverse jinx the Lakers and help them become the first team in NBA history to overcome a 3-1 deficit. I failed miserably. I apologize to Laker fans everywhere because I understand that it is my sole responsibility to guide the destiny of this franchise. Who knew?
*****END UPDATE*****

For those of you trying to console me these past few days. Thank you. I know it hasn't been easy. These things hit us all pretty hard. And while I appreciate the care you have shown me these past few days, do not misunderstand my reaction. I'm not being a downer, I'm being a realist. Let's look at the facts.

First, in 6 meetings so far this season with the Boston Celtics, the Lakers are 1-5. That's not encouraging.

Second, In the 13 home games the Celtics have played, they are 12-1.

Third, no team in the history of the NBA has ever come back from a 1-3 deficit.

Fourth, did you see game 4? The Lakers had an 18 point lead at the half! Then they proceeded to play like tiny little girls in the second half! They didn't deserve to win that game after playing like that. Now they're just a young team on the ropes. Not a good place to be.

So given the fact that the Lakers now need to win 3 games in a row against a team that they've only managed 1 win in 6 meetings, and the fact that two of those games they need to win will happen in Boston, where the Celtics have only lost 1 game this entire post season and they have a propensity to play like little girls down the stretch, it's looking like a done deal. They basically have to climb Mount Everest three times in a row and on two of those climbs, there's guaranteed to be stormy weather and heckling fans. So, congratulations Boston. Congratulations Kevin Garnett. Congratulations Paul Pierce. You guys deserve it and I mean that sincerely.

Yes, I know Kobe said these finals are far from over, but he has to say that. He's the Black Mamba. And while I appreciate his enthusiasm, the worst thing you can do to a person in a time of absolute despair is give them hope. I do not need hope now. I need to grieve. Please let me grieve and move on with my life. We don't need to drag this on any longer. It's ok. We Laker fans have next season to look forward to. We'll have Pau for the whole season (yes, I know everyone likes to pretend like we've had him this whole season, but really, we've only had him since February) and more importantly, we'll have Andrew back. Then all of these size issues that have plagued us this series will disappear. The team is still young. They've got a chance to be contenders for quite awhile.

Ps, I knew this series was doomed from the start when ALL of the "experts" were picking the Lakers to cream the Celtics. That never works out well. Just look at the Super Bowl this past year...

13 comments:

cadiz12 said...

it's hard out there for a real fan. i'm sorry, jon.

Anonymous said...

only 2 Mt Everests to climb!

Jon said...

Anonymous: They needed a lot of Sherpas to climb that first one. Word is, for the next one, they won't have any Sherpas and they won't have any ropes or climbing gear... and the weather is expected to be terrible.

Anonymous said...

I think you have stretched the Mt. Everest metaphor beyond the breaking point...

Anyway, don't bury them yet. Is there any other team this year that could come back from being down 3 to 1?

Madelyn said...

As much as I don't really care for sporting events, I enjoyed watching the game on Sunday night, and am looking forward to the game today. Weird.

Also, it's just a game, don't get too upset about it.

Jon said...

Anonymous: do you still think I took that metaphor too far?

Anonymous said...

Hmmm, maybe not.

A flaming airliner crash might be more appropriate...

Anonymous said...

Are you aware of this???

http://www.shucknjive.com/

Jon said...

anonymous: I've been aware of that restaurant for quite some time. I think that's what most people are looking for when they google shuck n jive. I get a lot of shuck n jive search hits from Texas. I wonder if they would sponsor me?

Madelyn said...

Ummm, I've written 2 posts since you wrote this one, you're not doing very well on this challenge.

cadiz12 said...

not that i'm one to talk, but madelyn has a point.

Jon said...

I'm still recovering from the pain that was the NBA finals. When you hurt this bad, posting just isn't possible. I hope you never feel this way.

cadiz12 said...

where are you hiding now? don't tell me you're still sad. hasn't baseball taken your mind off things?