One of the things I’m proud of at the SNJ, is the complete and total lack of fence jockeying that goes on around here. Sides are chosen, opinions are made and stood by, nobody teeters on an issue. It’s a place where black and white don’t feel each other out and see if they want to take it to the next level. No, they stay firmly entrenched on their own sides, staring back at one another, never even considering a possible move to the other side.
I wouldn’t even bother to tell you any of this if I couldn’t back it up with a pie chart. It’s common knowledge that a pie chart, when used properly, can settle virtually any argument. A lot of people have a lot of theories on how exactly the cold war ended. I happened to know the truth. I happened to know that there was a pie chart involved.
Below you’ll find all the evidence you could have ever asked for, and several dozen pieces of evidence that you never even considered asking, but that’s mostly because you fell asleep during most of your classes at the academy. How do I know? If you’d seen half the pie charts I’ve seen, you wouldn’t even bother to ask that question. Let’s go ahead and move past that ridiculous argument I just made that didn’t really answer any questions and check out the pie chart below.
As you can see, there’s really no middle ground here at the SNJ. You either scream out in horror and click away, or you brew a fresh pot of coffee and get comfortable for awhile because you’re not going anywhere.
Look, I know my posts are long, but are they really that long? I don’t think it even takes me a whole hour to write them, so it couldn’t possibly take you a whole hour to read them. There’s not that many layers, trust me. Will somebody please compile a pie chart to help me understand this? Then, if you’re successful in that endeavor, would you also compile a pie chart explaining why it’s imperative that other people give me money?
