Many of you are thinking that today is the 31st. Well, I don’t want to tell you you’re wrong, but for me, it is both the 30th and the 31st. As of 4:40 PM this afternoon, I am officially 30 years old. I have been breathing air for approximately 3 decades. How many other people can say that? Not too many I would gather.
Omar was the first to publicly acknowledge my birthday. For that, he gets a public congratulation. There’s a reason he’s in the hall of fame people. You should take notes. Congratulations Omar! (for those of you thinking this is just a cleaver ploy to get people to read the special tag at the top of his blog when you click over from mine, well, perhaps you know me too well.)
All of this aside, I’m sure this marks an even more important night for my readers. As I’m sure you’re aware, tomorrow I begin to end the silence that is usually my blog. I will be posting everyday for the next month. I may even post as many as 16 times a day should the mood so strike me. You never know, so you’ll just have to stay tuned to find out! Good luck keeping up.
In the following weeks, I’ll be putting an end to a lot of rumors and speculation. You’ll finally find out whether or not I really did jump out of an airplane, or if I prefer Duracell batteries to Energizer batteries. I’m sure the suspense is killing you.
Thank you all for the birthday wishes, you know who you are. My girlfriend gets top honors for being the first to wish me a happy birthday, and so does my mom, for waiting until exactly 4:40 PM to make that wish. Now let’s see if I can make it to 31…